October 20th, 2013
  • Professor: Does everyone know what alchemy is?
  • Me: Alchemy - the science of understanding, deconstructing and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art. It is impossible to create something out of nothing.
  • Professor: Right, exactly.
  • Me: If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accor-
  • Professor: Okay, thank you.
  • Me: There is a taboo among alchemists! Human transmutation is strictly forbidden, for what-
  • Professor: We got it!
  • Me: FOR WHAT COULD EQUAL THE VALUE OF A HUMAN SOUL?
August 27th, 2013
bloodstainedteatime:

pancakesandplaid:

i HAVEN’T SEEN THIS PHOTO GOING AROUND ON TUMBLR AND YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW YOU THIS PHOTO MAKES ME SO HAPPY LOOK AT THAT
THAT’S GORDON RAMSAY IN MY COUNTRY AND LOOK HOW HAPPY THAT OLD MAN IS TO SEE GORDON RAMSAY DONT TELL ME THIS DOESNT MAKE YOU HAPPY EITHER
LOOK

IS THAT MY UNCLE. MY UNCLE SELLS ROJAK. PLEASE DON’T TELL ME MY UNCLE MET GORDAN RAMSAY AND I DIDN’T KNOW. IM ASKING MY MOM BE RIGHT BACK.EDIT: OK IM BACK. AND THIS IS MY UNCLE. WOW OK. NOW I KNOW MY RELATIVES MAKE GOOD ROJAK HE HAS BROUGHT HONOR TO OUR FAMILY.

bloodstainedteatime:

pancakesandplaid:

i HAVEN’T SEEN THIS PHOTO GOING AROUND ON TUMBLR AND YOU KNOW WHAT SCREW YOU THIS PHOTO MAKES ME SO HAPPY LOOK AT THAT

THAT’S GORDON RAMSAY IN MY COUNTRY AND LOOK HOW HAPPY THAT OLD MAN IS TO SEE GORDON RAMSAY DONT TELL ME THIS DOESNT MAKE YOU HAPPY EITHER

LOOK

IS THAT MY UNCLE. MY UNCLE SELLS ROJAK. PLEASE DON’T TELL ME MY UNCLE MET GORDAN RAMSAY AND I DIDN’T KNOW. IM ASKING MY MOM BE RIGHT BACK.

EDIT: OK IM BACK. AND THIS IS MY UNCLE. WOW OK. NOW I KNOW MY RELATIVES MAKE GOOD ROJAK HE HAS BROUGHT HONOR TO OUR FAMILY.

(Source: pancakesprince, via directorphilcoulson)

August 6th, 2013

iwantwillgraham:

so this one time in my high school music class, the room was silent and all of a sudden you hear the Kim Possible ringtone and everyone whipped their heads around trying to figure out who it was

and the most popular guy in school whipped out his fucking phone

with the teacher staring at him

and whispers "what’s the sitch?"

(Source: fullmetalgraham, via howthegreedstolechristmasmoved-)

best-of-funny:

panicatthegayclub:

makeawishjellyfish:

Taylor Momsen escaping paparazzi! THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS SHIT! 

SHE JUST FUCKING PARKOURED AWAY FROM PAPARAZZI

X

(Source: sexloveguns-lightacigarette)

August 3rd, 2013

kensianddeeks:

so apparently last year my lit teacher made her students do an assignment on some guy but the only rule was that they could NOT use wikipedia. so she went home and got on wikipedia and edited this guys birthplace, date of birth, date of death, and where he died and the next week when everyone turned in their papers every single one of them got those things wrong and thats how my lit teacher flunked 24 kids in one year

(Source: scqrlettwidow, via laughcentre)

July 13th, 2013

the-absolute-best-gifs:

averypottermormon:

it’s 2 in the morning and this is hilarious

(Source: nerdreamer)

(via 10knotes)

hipsterinatardis:

Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.

(via error404-blog-not-found)

(Source: seriando, via laughcentre)

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July 9th, 2013

inbroadwayvalley:

thesummeroflike:

aegisaglow:

thesummeroflike:

peewentz:

are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange 

which came first: the orange or orange

Orange was first used to refer to the fruit around 1300 but not used as a color word until around 1540.

then what was the colour called before then

there was no colour everything was in black and white

(Source: tricycl, via directorphilcoulson)

June 16th, 2013

ashleigh-marie:

Guys, the guy who plays Peter Pan in Disneyland and the girl who plays Wendy are married irl. This makes me really happy, like you have no idea. 

(Source: byebyebipolar, via laughcentre)

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

(via laughcentre)